I got my poor, already aching and bleeding knuckles rapped very hard this morning by Peter.
'Darling,' he said. 'You are a writer, so at least make sure you edit your blog before you send the darned thing out!' I had a go at him, and told him he was a bloody-great-big-fat...(impossible since his trousers are only 30" waist) know-it-all...then shamefacedly realised I had to eat humble pie and concede since he was right.
Oh dear. Not only did I send it out with one, but three blindingly obvious errors. But I had an excuse: I was tired. I can't sleep! Us novelists have things on our minds, don't you know. Obviously the plot for my next book is crowding my head, as well as thoughts of how my current Walking on Marshmallow is fairing. Well, I can sleep a bit better tonight on that score, because people are downloading, and leaving amazing reviews! I can't believe it, and after my incredibly encouraging face-to-face-verbal review yesterday I'm going to draw a big fat line underneath the word "worry"...well, at least try ; ).
Must go, I'm on the hoof. On top of getting my book published and recently moving house, Peter and I are also in the throes of opening a gallery - Peter Barker Fine Art - (did I mention he is an incredibly talented professional artist...) so watch this space for more news on that too!!
Bye for now
Janey
PS just in case you feel a download coming on...here's the link to my book ; )
Walking on Marshmallows
Thursday, May 22, 2014
Wednesday, May 21, 2014
Am so made up!!
It's so nice when this happens, and I've got to brag a little - every author deserves it.
Last night...wait for it, drum roll ...a real live (not virtual) person came up to me out of the blue and said that she was so in love with my book she could not put it down! She said she lived, ate and breathed it for six solid days and is now mourning its departure because it's finished; she made me there and then promise to do a sequel! I don't think, for a debut novel, it gets better than that, do you?
So come on, if you've been contemplating, or simply fart-arsing around with the intention, get onto Amazon now, I promise, you won't regret it, truly.
Walking on Marshmallows
Last night...wait for it, drum roll ...a real live (not virtual) person came up to me out of the blue and said that she was so in love with my book she could not put it down! She said she lived, ate and breathed it for six solid days and is now mourning its departure because it's finished; she made me there and then promise to do a sequel! I don't think, for a debut novel, it gets better than that, do you?
So come on, if you've been contemplating, or simply fart-arsing around with the intention, get onto Amazon now, I promise, you won't regret it, truly.
Walking on Marshmallows
Monday, May 19, 2014
Stress Levels off the Richter Scale
This writing/publishing/marketing malarkey is so hideously stressful that I've decided to take a tip from my daughter and have a drink of warm water and lemon every morning. Quote "whether you're a mom, a coach, a writer, a small business owner blah blah..." unquote. Take a look here at the link below.
http://www.mindbodygreen.com/
Interesting to see how long it lasts; )
....I can't live without caffeine....
http://www.mindbodygreen.com/
Interesting to see how long it lasts; )
....I can't live without caffeine....
Sunday, May 18, 2014
Overnight success
I'm excited to announce that my book has become an overnight success!
...well, not quite. but it's sort of ticking along, so again thank you to those wonderful people buying it. Today my lovely talented daughter, Olive, created lots of incredible marketing brochures and business cards and I thought I should share them with you. So have a look here.
Aren't they brilliant! A little business card for me to thrust into unsuspecting people's hands, and advertising flyers. So, if you see us limping in and around Rutland looking none the better for wear, spare us a thought and offer us a nice refreshing beverage.
I'm going to sit down now and watch the BAFTA's - can't resist a bit of Graham Norton.
...well, not quite. but it's sort of ticking along, so again thank you to those wonderful people buying it. Today my lovely talented daughter, Olive, created lots of incredible marketing brochures and business cards and I thought I should share them with you. So have a look here.
Aren't they brilliant! A little business card for me to thrust into unsuspecting people's hands, and advertising flyers. So, if you see us limping in and around Rutland looking none the better for wear, spare us a thought and offer us a nice refreshing beverage.
I'm going to sit down now and watch the BAFTA's - can't resist a bit of Graham Norton.
Saturday, May 17, 2014
WALKING ON MARSHMALLOWS
Today is a very special day for yours truly: first and foremost it is the third birthday of the youngest man in my life - happy birthday Remi! Secondly, I saw for the first time my actual (not virtual) novel in book form, all blue and pink and fluffy, just like it's title. Truly lump-in-the-throat stuff...
Now, I have to sell a gazillion copies! Not a bad start so far - I've had a steady stream of sales over the last ten days, and a few really encouraging comments on Amazon, even from as far flung as America!
In light of that, a huge thank you to all those of you who have bought a copy, and I hope you are enjoying the dizzying antics of Angie and co; if so please post a comment in Amazon's review section: Walking on Marshmallows Click on reviews next to the star rating and then click in the little box that says "create your own review" - easy peasy!). A positive review to a novelist, believe me, is like being told you've won the lottery.
Bi for now, and I shall be back with more news soon!
Janey
Now, I have to sell a gazillion copies! Not a bad start so far - I've had a steady stream of sales over the last ten days, and a few really encouraging comments on Amazon, even from as far flung as America!
In light of that, a huge thank you to all those of you who have bought a copy, and I hope you are enjoying the dizzying antics of Angie and co; if so please post a comment in Amazon's review section: Walking on Marshmallows Click on reviews next to the star rating and then click in the little box that says "create your own review" - easy peasy!). A positive review to a novelist, believe me, is like being told you've won the lottery.
Bi for now, and I shall be back with more news soon!
Janey
Tuesday, May 13, 2014
WALKING ON MARSHMALLOWS - A NOVEL BY JANEY EDKINS
HURRAH...AT LAST!
My novel has now been published on Amazon, and for all the thousands upon thousands of you out there, eagerly awaiting yours truly's much anticipated masterly crafted tome, click on this link: Walking on Marshmallows but please, please not all at once, we don't want the Amazon website to crash!
A few finger-clicks away, and it's available to download on Kindle. Or for those of you still loathe to ditch your brick-sized mobiles, transistor radios and mother-ship computers it's also available in ...(pause for X-factor-type drum roll)...actual, solid YES....SOLID PAPERBACK FORMAT!
So there you have it!
Here's the blurb to give you a little taster, and they also let you have a sneak preview before buying.
A word of caution though, it is not recommended for the faint-hearted, therefore I suggest you read the warning sign clearly posted at the start of the book, just after the "Acknowledgements" page ; )
“She’s always making a total arse of herself.”
If Angie’s heard this once, she’s heard it a thousand times. But does she care? LIKE HELL, and why should she? Life is bliss! She has a delicious new husband, a gorgeous little Victorian “doer-upper” and the opportunity of becoming rich beyond her wildest dreams.
Alas, the same can’t be said for grumpy sister, Hazel who’s not only lost her job, house, libido and waistline, but the will to live.
Poor Hazel, darling Hazel; it’s eating away at Angie and she simply has to do something about it.
Oh dear, famous last words…
In typical “Angie” fashion, she devises a cleverly-crafted plan. But like the back end of a dragster racing car, her Good Samaritan act horribly backfires leaving her not only floundering in a murky pool of malicious accusations and misunderstandings, but trying desperately to hold onto her perfect life.
My novel has now been published on Amazon, and for all the thousands upon thousands of you out there, eagerly awaiting yours truly's much anticipated masterly crafted tome, click on this link: Walking on Marshmallows but please, please not all at once, we don't want the Amazon website to crash!
A few finger-clicks away, and it's available to download on Kindle. Or for those of you still loathe to ditch your brick-sized mobiles, transistor radios and mother-ship computers it's also available in ...(pause for X-factor-type drum roll)...actual, solid YES....SOLID PAPERBACK FORMAT!
So there you have it!
Here's the blurb to give you a little taster, and they also let you have a sneak preview before buying.
A word of caution though, it is not recommended for the faint-hearted, therefore I suggest you read the warning sign clearly posted at the start of the book, just after the "Acknowledgements" page ; )
“She’s always making a total arse of herself.”
If Angie’s heard this once, she’s heard it a thousand times. But does she care? LIKE HELL, and why should she? Life is bliss! She has a delicious new husband, a gorgeous little Victorian “doer-upper” and the opportunity of becoming rich beyond her wildest dreams.
Alas, the same can’t be said for grumpy sister, Hazel who’s not only lost her job, house, libido and waistline, but the will to live.
Poor Hazel, darling Hazel; it’s eating away at Angie and she simply has to do something about it.
Oh dear, famous last words…
In typical “Angie” fashion, she devises a cleverly-crafted plan. But like the back end of a dragster racing car, her Good Samaritan act horribly backfires leaving her not only floundering in a murky pool of malicious accusations and misunderstandings, but trying desperately to hold onto her perfect life.
Friday, March 7, 2014
WALKING ON MARSHMALLOWS
Hello everybody! It's been ages since I've been on this blog malarkey.
Sorry, and I know I've had floods and floods and floods and floods of people asking where I am?
Seriously though, isn't it a gorgeous day out there; sunshine is flooding my kitchen and the pavements are damp from a soft shower of rain? Oh and glory be, the daffs are out in the shops (a pound a bunch from Waitrose...ridiculous, I've got them all over my house!) and a clear sign we're heading for Spring.
So, what better for a new beginning!
Yes, and here it is! I am about to finally launch my book on Amazon! It's been a long haul because I have other irons in the fire - (to be publicized at a later date) and those have frustratedly kept me from the task at hand. But it's about to happen! Yes! Definitely, honestly, truly! And hopefully within the next week or so, so BRACE YOURSELVES! And promise me faithfully you will read it. Although, you have been warned: if you suffer from any discriminating ailments in the er, well...in the southerly direction, best not take a chance,
and rather stick to your Mills & Boon...
Sorry, and I know I've had floods and floods and floods and floods of people asking where I am?
Seriously though, isn't it a gorgeous day out there; sunshine is flooding my kitchen and the pavements are damp from a soft shower of rain? Oh and glory be, the daffs are out in the shops (a pound a bunch from Waitrose...ridiculous, I've got them all over my house!) and a clear sign we're heading for Spring.
So, what better for a new beginning!
Yes, and here it is! I am about to finally launch my book on Amazon! It's been a long haul because I have other irons in the fire - (to be publicized at a later date) and those have frustratedly kept me from the task at hand. But it's about to happen! Yes! Definitely, honestly, truly! And hopefully within the next week or so, so BRACE YOURSELVES! And promise me faithfully you will read it. Although, you have been warned: if you suffer from any discriminating ailments in the er, well...in the southerly direction, best not take a chance,
and rather stick to your Mills & Boon...
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